Terrible Fuel Economy" Biker Graphic T-Shirt

Forget the counseling session. For you, therapy happens at high speeds with a fistful of throttle. This premium black t-shirt is designed for the rider who knows that wind therapy is the only kind worth paying for—even if it does involve a significant investment in gasoline.

Printed on high-quality, durable cotton, this tee features an aggressive and detailed large-scale graphic across the back. The center piece is a fierce, custom black and blue bagger motorcycle, looking ready to rip up the road. The art is integrated into a dynamic, race-inspired background featuring abstract blue brush strokes, checkerboard patterns, and tire track textures, with the bike appearing to burn rubber on the asphalt.

The statement is made clear and loud. Above the bike, in dimensional, silver and electric blue text, are the words: "MY THERAPIST HAS TWO WHEELS." Below, on a matching dimensional silver banner, it concludes with: "AND A TERRIBLE FUEL ECONOMY."

This isn't just a shirt; it’s a statement of philosophy. It's built for comfort on long rides and is guaranteed to be a conversation starter at the next bike night.

Highlights & Details:

• Bold Statements: High-density, multi-color print with dimensional-style text (silver outline, electric blue fill).

• Custom Bike Art: A highly detailed illustration of a customized, slammed bagger motorcycle.

• Performance Vibe: Dynamic, aggressive art style with racer-ready elements (checkerboards, tire tracks, and speed-streaked blue background).

• Durable Print: Designed to withstand the elements and repeat washes without excessive cracking.

• Premium Material: Soft and robust 100% cotton (Black).

• Comfortable Fit: A classic, relaxed fit perfect for all-day wear on and off the bike.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors; tumble dry low or line dry to preserve print clarity.